Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.

Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.

Tumblr: DON'T CHA

Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.

Tumblr: DON'T CHA

my mood every single day: fuck you

What’s the point of being alive when death is so much more appealing and I have so little to live for?

Nobody: You're attractive.

(Source: lewky)

if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog

using my mom's/dad's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.

using my money: $2? maybe that's too much..

I don’t eat food, I eat numbers, calories.

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